Here was the first letter that Drucilla responded to:

Dear Drucilla,

I just don't know what to do. My boyfriend has been cheating on me ever since I started going out with him. I still love him though. What should I do?

-Confused

Dear Confused,

My advise to you is KILL, KILL, KILL!!! Suck the life right out of him. That will solve your problem with the cheating stuff and I'm sure it will make you feel better. If you really love him then come down to my lair and I will make you both vampires, that way you will be together for eternity. Then you can go and kill the girl he had an affair with. Sounds like a good plan to me.

Drucilla

Dear Drucilla, I'm a new vampire, and my honey isn't. I'm thinking of making him one, but I can't bare to see such good blood, not be drinken all up. Write back to me, and if I'm not written back to I'll gorge your eyes out. I guess I'm becoming a real vampire because I feel like feeding on the whole world. Can I visit you sometime? - Old Slayer, New Vampire.

Dear Old Slayer, New Vampire- If you were becoming a true vampire, you would want to feed on your honey, so do it. It probably wouldn't have worked out between the two of you anyway and who wants to live for eternity with their ex boyfriend. Of course you can come visit me, if you bring me some of your boyfriend's blood, a new anorexic bird, a few daisies, and a new puppy. BTW- Never threaten to gorge out Drucilla's eyes. Do you happen to recall Kendra. I am the vampire champion of eye gouging. Don't challende me for the title or I will have Spike roll over your foot with his wheelchair.

Drucilla

In response to Jeponine, I would embarass him as much as possible and than kill him. Do it for princess!!! What kind of a person would give out confidential info on the net? Other than a vampire I mean. Anyway, that's my advise. By the way, what did you get me for my birthday? Another bird or daisies? I hope so.

Drucilla Dear Drusilla: I really love my boyfriend but his parent's hate me and won't let us be together, how should I solve this problem? Signed, Parent Peeved

Well, my dear, who cares what his parents think! I have a brilliant idea. You can come down to my lair, I will turn you into a vampire, then ou can go and turn your boyfriend into one, and then together, you can kill his parents....What a lovely idea. Do it!! Do it for Princess!!

~Drucilla

dear drucilla,   I have a huge crush on spike! everytime I see him i want him to turn me into a vampire, but I know he's with you but I was thinking since he just had buffy send angel to hell your mad at spike right? So now could I have him?

Dear Bfstealer~ You keep your hands off my Spike-y. He's mine. He just made a common mistake and he was just jealous and....why am I explaining this to you again??!! Ohh...yeah. You want to steal him. Trust me...if you put your dirty non-vamp hands on him I won't need Buffy to put a stake through your heart, vampire or not. Not a threat...just a promise.

Drucilla