"You just went OJ on your girlfriend!" -Buffy Summers

"You stink of lies." -Principal Snyder

"I did the joke thing!" -Willow Rosenberg

"Yes....yes....she was very dedicated." -Rupert Giles

"You're just a big bucket of funnies." -Xander Harris

"So, we have some bad boo on our hands?" -Buffy Summers

"So...it's a normal teenager...only...dead!" -Buffy Summers

"This.....is the garden!!" -Angel(us)

"It will be perfect when you want the sun to kill us.." -Spike

"Fill me in. I've read the book, seen the movie, and I am still fuzzy about all this." -Xander Harris

"He couldn't make her love him, so he killed her." -Buffy Summers

"Ok. Who's hungry?" -Xander Harris

"We're on the hellmouth. Sooner or later, people will find out." Principal Snyder

"Dig myself a little burrow." -Drucilla

"You being special needs boy. I figure I should stay close." -Angel(us)

"Ohh...yeah baby. It's snakealicious in here." -Xander Harris

"To forgive is an act of compassion Buffy." -Rupert Giles

"He can't live with it Buffy. He's dead." -Xander Harris

"Ok, overidentify much?" -Cordelia Chase

"Then tell me you don't love me!" -Buffy Summers

"Fun facts about wasps. They have no taste for the undead." Angel(us)

"If I can't be with you...." -Buffy Summers

"I loved you with my last breath. Shush. No more tears." -Angel(us)

"Explain to me again why that was a good thing?" -Xander Harris

"No can do Dru. I'm sure he'd be hell on wheels, but...." -Angel(us)