"Willow! We don't have to be in total sharemode." -Buffy Summers in "Lie to Me"

"That's what that song is about!" -Willow Rosenberg in "Lie to Me"

"Gee. Doesn't she know any fat guys!" -Xander Harris in "Lie to Me"

"Whating a what?" -Buffy Summers in "Lie to Me"

"True believers only!" -Billy Ford in "Lie to Me"

"Die young and be pretty." -Billy Ford in "Lie to Me"

"I'll try not to have a crisis!" -Buffy Summers in "Lie to Me"

"Sure thing, Bossy the cow!" -Xander Harris in "Lie to Me"

"Well. At least someone in this school is reading!" -Jenny Calendar in "Lie to Me"

"I'll give you a seed if you sing." -Drucilla in "Lie to Me"

"The bird's dead Dru! You left it for a week in a cage without food. Just like the last one!" -Spike in "Lie to Me"

"I don't go much for tradition." -Spike in "Lie to Me"

"I've known you for two minutes and I can't stand you! Let alone live forever with you!" -Spike in "Lie to Me"

"We usually call them the nasty, pointy, bitey ones." -Xander Harris in "Lie to Me"

"I'm offering you one chance." -Angel in "Lie to Me"

"This is just the beginning." -Drucilla in "Lie to Me"