The Anti-Fowley Mailing List Mission Statement

Within these free, advertisement supported, mysteriously dark pages, lies the heart of the dislike for Agent Diana Fowley. We are the cream of the black-oil infected crop; we are the nightmares amongst the many of her bad dreams. Our dislike for Fowley is runs as a deep, wide river, carving a canyon into her short-lived legacy with rushing waters of criticism and protest. We cheer to see her shot... we wish to see her dead... we live to watch her die.

We, the members of the Anti-Fowley Mailing List do solemnly and devoutly claim our purposes and ideals as stated in the following statement:

Alotted a limited perspective so far, we henceforth assume that her purpose is to interfere/cause some tension in the Mulder/Scully Relationship. But now we have been given evidence that Diana Fowley is the spawn of all evil. Therefore, we state, our mission:

To flame Diana in all ways possible;
To continually create her death, and destroy her evil plans and influence;
To vent our continual frustration;
To create more top-ten lists than could ever be useful to the world at large;
To entertain one another and pass the long and dreadful months until season seven, when we can actually watch Diana suffer in the flesh, so to speak;
To exchange weather reports from around the world;
To seek the Truth and bring it home to the Holy Land of AFML Polygamy, Utah;
To romp as much as humanly possible;
To get Inside Edition to cover our Boston Tea Party May 2000;
To figure out whose sibling Diana is;
To analyze one single episode until the list members go crazy from lack of information;
To create a hostile environment for The Diabolical One;
To demote the evilness of her being until she is no more.

Radical or laxadasical, serious or not, these are the missions of the AFML.

Automatic Site Navigation
just choose and cruise

The preceding AFML mission statement was drafted with the expertise of J.R.,Razz,and truthseeker. The above statements do not intend to promote or reflect a dislike or desire of malevolent occurances towards Mimi Rogers, the actress that plays Diana Fowley. The above statements intend to promote or reflect a dislike or desire of malevolent occurances towards fictional character Agent Diana Fowley.