Okay, last night Kristin spent the night at Beth's house along with a 10
year old boy named Andrew who is beths nephew-in-law. when he first
came around 11:00pm Kristin and I were cooking basically with 3 
different kinds of sugar. he will eat tabasko sauce but not our
concoction. then we were all talking in the kitchen and he started 
singing the weirdest songs and saying these blonde jokes. he hates
blondes because his sisteris a blonde. then out of the blue he starts
acting like zac. so i told kristin and he said  " i don't know any 
zacs and i hate that name" every once in a while, he would leave the 
room. Then we would leave the room to go do something, and he'd scare 
the living daylights out of us. Then, we went into Beth's room, and he
made fun of every single person that Beth liked that he saw a picture
of. Then he took Beth's drumsticks, and started beating on everything,
including his head. He searched Beth's closet, under the bed, and he 
climbed on the bed and sat there talking to himself in a weird voice. 
Neither of us could understand what he was saying, because he was 
making it up. So, we asked him to say "Opps, I broke it." He said it 
exactly like Zac, and we didn't even tell him how to say it. This 
morning, around 4:30, Beth saw this figure come into the room. She 
thought it was nothing, so she went back to sleep. We woke up to the 
clanging of the cuboards. So Beth went out into the living and saw 
Andrew watching TV. Then she went back into her room and tried to 
look for her shoes, which she put under a pillow. It turns out the 
shoes weren't there and the pillow was on the other side of the room.
We were wondering who had done this, then Andrew comes in her room, 
and says, "What did you throw up on your pillow?" He climbs on top of
Beth's bed and starts acting like Zac again. We gave each other a look,
and he protested, "I do not act like Zac!" He doesn't even know who Zac
is, because we didn't tell him exactly who he was. Then he said, "Beth,
I think it's time for you to hook up Sega for me. If you don't, I'll
take your rings!" Then he took the rings and ran downstairs. When Beth
went downstairs, he greeted her at the bottom, showing off her rings
on his fingers, then runs into another room. Beth tried to unhook an
antenna wire that was screwed on, but couldn't. So Andrew tried, and
got it off in thirty seconds. (Don't think that Beth's a wimp, but this
kid lives on a farm. He lifts a hundred lbs. of hay numerous times a 
day. Not to mention, he looks like he's eleven or twelve!) He started
playing Sega, so Beth asked, "Do you get dazed when you play Sega?"
He answered dazed, "No." Then Beth saw his sunglasses on the table, showed
them to Kristin, and asked, "Are these yours, Andrew?" "Yeah," he 
replied, "They are not Zac's!" They were dark wrap-around shades. Then
he started making weird noises. Beth goes, "Z-A-C." Really fast. So he 
came over and started beating her up with a pillow. Before he said he 
would never hit her because she was wearing a dress. Then, when she 
wasn't wearing a dress, it changed to because she wasn't making him
mad enough. Then he started chowing down on Certs. Those things are 
strong. They weren't the kind that you get in the roll like Lifesavers.
Then, he mentioned that he spent $1.50 on one pack of those. Then Beth
did something to make him come after her, but this time he didn't have
a pillow. Then we made him watch BSB music videos. He knew all the words
and sang along. He has a pretty good voice. But this whole time, Beth
kept trying to set him up with Kristin's cousin. Finally, he just said,
"Will you quit trying to set me up with her! I already have a girlfriend.
Her name is Nicole." Then his mom kept saying, "Andrew, one minute until
we have to leave!" And he would answer back, "No Mom, we're staying 'til
after luch. I don't want to leave. One more hour."  Then he put his
sunglasses on and doing these weird, made-up dances. Which included
doing lots of things that Zac would do. Okay, this may not sound funny
to you, but if you were there, you would be on the floor laughing.
That's all for now! We still need help on the stories! ~Kristin & Beth

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