Amazing Grapes

By: Pasha

Tune: Amazing Grace

 

Amazing grapes, how sweet the taste

That fed a lush like me

I drank too much wine at the festival

And lost my virginity

 

T'was grapes that taught my friends to french, the grapes my stress relieved

Obnoxious words come out my mouth, that you would not believe

Through many vineyards East and West, I have thus come so far

The grapevine has brought me comfort sure, while driving in my car

 

Amazing grapes, how sweet the taste

That fed a lush like me

I drank too much wine at Wic-Can Fest,

And lost my virginity

 

How sweet the sound of popping corks, to this grear lover's ear

It soothes the taste upon my tongue, don't drink it on top of beer

Must raisins shrivel in the sun, while other grapes go free

Let's give the juice to everyone, especially to me

 

Amazing grapes, how sweet the taste

That fed a lush like me

I drank too much wine at Ravenwood

And lost my virginity

 

I drank too much wine at Winterstar

And lost my virginity