The Wizard By: Isaac Bonewits Tune: The Gambler On a cold Samhain midnight, The God we were invoking, When an old man walked out from the woods And calmly cut a gate. And as we stared astonished, He strode into our circle, Smiling sweetly as he said ÒI hope IÕm not too late.Ó He said ÒKids IÕve spent nine lifetimes ReadinÕ peopleÕs auras KnowinÕ what their powers were By the way they cast each spell. And I can see by lookinÕ That youÕve all run out of magick. For a taste of your chalice there, Some truths to you IÕll tell.Ó So we handed him our chalice And he drained it in one swallow. Offered him the pentacle He inhaled all of our cakes. And we all got weirdly quiet As he belched and started talkinÕ ÒIf youÕre gonna practice magick, kids You gotta learn just what it takes.Ó ÒYou gotta know when to banish Know when to vanish, Know when to back away, And know when to stand. You never count your karma When youÕre dancinÕ in the circle. ThereÕll be time for countinÕ karma In the Summerland.Ó ÒNow every wizard knows That the tough part of the Old Ways Is knowinÕ when to keep your peace, And when to pick a fight. See, the Gods gave you your magicks Well knowinÕ you was mortal, ExpectinÕ little save that you Would try to use Ôem right.Ó ÒYou gotta know when to banish Know when to vanish, Know when to back away, And know when to stand. You never count your karma When youÕre dancinÕ in the circle. ThereÕll be time for countinÕ karma In the Summerland.Ó And when heÕs finished speakinÕ He gave us all a big smile, Jumped up lightly to his feet And led us Ôround the ring. And when the dance was over, We looked both high and low, He was gone but we still had Some wisdom we could sing. ÒYou gotta know when to banish Know when to vanish, Know when to back away, And know when to stand. You never count your karma When youÕre dancinÕ in the circle. ThereÕll be time for countinÕ karma In the Summerland.Ó