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Doctor Redneck Redneck Medical Terms Artery.........The study of paintings. Benign...What you be after you be eight. Bacteria....Back door to cafeteria. Cesarean Section...A neighborhood in Rome. Cat Scan.........Searching for Kitty. Cauterize...Made eye contact withher. Coma..............A punctuation mark. Dilate..................To live long. Enema....................Not a friend. Fester.......Quicker than someoneelse. Fibula....................A small lie.   Hangnail....What you hang your coat on. Impotent.....Distinguished, well known. Labor Pain........Getting hurt at work. Medical Staff.........A Doctor's cane. Morbid.......A higher offer than I bid. Nitrates.......Cheaper than dayrates. Node....................I knew it. Pelvis......Second cousin toElvis. Post Operative...A letter carrier. Rectum.......Darn near killed him. Seizure.............Roman emperor. Tablet..............A small table. Tumor...............More than one. Urine......Opposite of you're out. Varicose..................Near by. I'll be able to understdand my son's a lot better now. . I still don't understand why they called me a Redneck.Just cuase I ate salid from a cool whip bowl. Weird Facts Most Redneck Neighbors Don't Know About!   Mosquito repellents don't repel. They hide you. The spray blocks the mosquito's sensors so they don't know you're there. Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin. The first owner of the Marlboro company died of lung cancer Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty years of age or older. Cats purr at 26 cycles per second, the same as an idling diesel engine. A dragonfly flaps its wings 20 to 40 times a second, bees and houseflies 200 times, some mosquitoes 600 times, and a tiny gnat 1,000 times. Marilyn Monroe had six toes. The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum. A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why. The United States has never lost a war in which mules were used. Blueberry Jelly Bellies were created especially for Ronald Reagan. All porcupines float in water. Cat's urine glows under a black light. Non-dairy creamer is flammable. When opossums are playing 'possum', they are not "playing." They actually pass out from sheer terror Ivory bar soap floating was a mistake. They had been overmixing the soap formula causing excess air bubbles that made it float. Customers wrote and told how much they loved that it floated, and it has floated ever since. [It floats in gasoline, too.] If you could count the number of times a cricket chirps in one minute, divide by 2, add 9 and divide by 2 again, you would have the correct temperature in Celsius degrees Margaret Higgins Sanger, the birth-control pioneer, was one of eleven children. There are more than 15,000 different varieties of rice.   Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks  or it will digest itself. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Stupid Laws ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Kansas Pedestrians crossing the highways at night must wear tail lights. No one may catch fish with his bare hands. Oklahoma Violators can be arrested and/or jailed for making ugly faces at a dog. State law prohibits anyone taking a bite out of another's hamburger. Alabama It is illegal to wear a fake mustache that causes laughter in church. Boogers may not be flicked into the wind. Wisconsin In Racine, it is illegal to wake a fireman when he is asleep. Butter substitutes are not allowed to be served in state prisons. Virginia It is illegal to sell peanut brittle on Sundays. Flipping a coin in a restaurant to see who pays for coffee is outlawed. Florida It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit. Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown. Ohio Women are prohibited from wearing patent leather shoes in public. It is illegal to get a fish drunk. This page built with a Dishplayer.