Fetch command not available on all platforms.
To messy to "mark" every Web site he visits.
Can't help attacking the screen when he hears, "You've got mail."
Fire hydrant icon simply frustrating.
Involuntary tail wagging is dead giveaway he's browsing www.purina.com instead of working.
Three words: Carpal Paw Syndrome.
Saliva-coated floppy disks refuse to work.
SIT and STAY were hard enough; DELETE and SAVE are out of the question! ! !
Distracted by cats chasing the mouse.
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Author
Katie and Gus
Amarillo, TX
There is sorrow enough in the natural way From men and women to fill our day; And when we are certain of sorrow in store, Why di we always arrange for more? Brothers and Sisters, I bid you beware Of giving your heart to a Basset to tear. Buy a pup and your money will buy Love unflinching that cannot lie-- Perfect passion and worship fed By a kick in the ribs or a pat on the head. Nevertheless it is hardly fair To risk your heart for a Basset to tear. When the fourteen years which Nature permits Are closing in asthma, or tumour, or fits, And the vet's unspoken prescription runs To lethal chambers or loaded guns, Then you will find--it's your own affair-- But...you've given your heart for a Basset to tear. When the body that lived at your single will, With its whimper of welcome, is stilled (how still!); When tyhe spirit that answered your every mood Is gone--wherever it goes--for good, You will discover how much you care, And will give your heart for the Basset to tear. We've sorrow enough in the natural way, When it comes to burying Christian clay. Our loves are not given, but only lent, At compound interest of cent percent. Though it is not always the case, I believe, That the longer we've kept'em, the more do we grieve: For, when debts are payable, right or wrong, A short-time loan is as bad as a long-- So why in Heaven (before we are there) Should we give our hearts to a Basset to tear? Author Melinda
Bassets miss you when you're gone.
You never wonder whether your Basset is good enough for you.
Bassets feel guilt when they're done something wrong.
Bassets don't brag about whom they have slept with.
Bassets don't criticize your friends.
Bassets admit when they're jealous.
Bassets do not play games with you--except fetch (and they never laugh at how you throw).
Bassets are happy with any video you choose to rent, because they know the most important thing is that you're together.
Bassets don't feel threatened by your intelligence.
You can train a Basset.
Bassets are already in touch with their inner puppies.
You are never suspicious of your Bassets dreams.
Gorgeous Bassets don't know they're gorgeous.
The worst social disease you can get from a Basset is rabies, but (OK, the "really" worst disease you can get to kill the one that gives it to you).
Bassets understand what "NO" means.
Bassets don't need therapy to undo their bad socialization.
Bassets don't make a practice of killing their own species.
Bassets understand if some of their friends cannot come inside.
Bassets think you are a culinary genius.
You can house train a Basset.
You can force a Basset to take a bath.
Bassets don't correct your stories.
Middle-aged Bassets don't feel the need to abondon you for a younger owner.
Bassets aren't threatened by a woman with short hair.
Bassets aren't threatened by two women with short hair.
Bassets don't mind if you do all the driving.
Bassets don't step on the imaginary brake.
Bassets admit it when they're lost.
Bassets don't weigh down your purse with their stuff.
Bassets do not care whether you shave your legs.
Bassets take care of their own needs.
Bassets aren't threatened if you earn more money than they do.
Bassets mean it when they kiss you.
Bassets are nice to your relatives.
Wrote by Melinda
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