Hello My name is Dakota. For some weird, but cool reason my big brother Conrad wants me to fill in the following blanks. I think this is odd, but he is older so I better do what he says.

Name: Dakota (didn't I mention that already? Hmmm, maybe I didn't)

Age: 1 and a half (I am a big boy, now arn't I?)

Breed: Germen Shepherd (Okay, Okay, so maybe I have a teenie-weanie once of Belgian Shepherd in me. So what?)

Weight: 70 pounds (I'm a lean mean, uh, fighting machine!!)

Number One Favorite Occupation: Beating up my Big Brother

Number Two Favorite Occupation: Beating up my Big Brother

Number Three Favorite Occupation: Beating up my Beagle Friend Chane(Don't tell anybody but I let her win. Why are you laughing Bro? Who asked you?)

Number Four Favorite Occupation: Eating (Oh, yeah!!! Especially lying down.)

Number Five Favorite Occupation: Sleeping (It is not... ZZZZZZ!!)

Favorite Singer: Michael Jackson (WOW!!! Billy Jean ain't my lover...)

Friends: My Big Brother Conrad, My Mommy Evi, the two Beagle Belmondo and Chanel, and Tati, the man who scares the living daylights out of me by pretending to be a 10 meter tall dog eating Gorilla...

Favorite Chew Toy: My Teddy Bone (PSST, Don't tell anybody but, I sleep with it everynight)

Funniest Thing I do: BRAIN-FREEZE ( Oh no, I think ones coming... yygregv u75rvhngfv ggfx BCte.... Sorry My head hit the key-board.

Things I am Good at: (Heh, heh, heh! There are so many, that I can only remember a few.) Running! (You know that human fellow, called Donoven Bailey? I could beat him in my sleep) Chewing! (OH, YEEAAAH!!!) Getting in trouble! (Hey Brother, quit snickering, you get in trouble with me too!) Scaring Belmondo! (Hah, I almost made him faint!) and several other dozen things...

Reason why my Ears don't Stand: (Oh, come on do I have to answer that one. I do? Oh, well. You, see I sort of was too lazy, and I also sort of got scared at the Vet and they flopped and I sort of wanted to be a Beagle....

Favorite Movie: Top Dog (You can't fool us! We know that the Dog was the Star, Not Chuck Norris.)

Favorite Food: Shrimp, with Cocktail Sauce, with a little Steak on the side, not to mention the gravy. (Well, at least the cook-book tastes Good)

My True Love: Sassy the Cat (I'm in Loooove!)

Well that's all I get to fill out for now. Now if you'll excuse me I have to beat up my Big Brother, run through the garden and chase the that beautiful cat!