Pandas Run Amok at Nike!
May 28, 1997
Web posted at: 9:13 p.m. EDT (0113 GMT)
Beaverton, OR(CNN) -- Several Giant Pandas wander about unchecked at
Nike World Headquarters. Nike CEO, Barton Insole, blames the whole debacle
on a lazy ex-high school student named Mike Jurhs. "We hired this
guy to keep the Pandas off the premises, but all he does is check his email
all day long, while the pandas scare away customers", said Insole.
Pandas all over the place because teen ' s not doing his job.