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The Artist Formerly Known as Jarone
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Ivy, Jesus Christ Superstar
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Jarone was born several hundred years ago in a small village in France. For centuries, he lived contentedly, happily involved in learning every language in this world. However, after he accomplished this, he soon grew bored with his existence. A dream came to him one day and soonafter, he started experimenting and came up with the first flying potion. However, he drank it all and lost the formula, so he couldn't sell it or anything. Nevertheless, for the next few years he enjoyed himself tremendously, flying all over the place. One day, he collided with an object in mid-air. That object turned out to be a half-crazed alien child named Ivy. For some reason, this collision made Jarone lose his ability to fly, and as Ivy's spacecraft was seriously damaged, they both fell from the sky and were very dizzy when they landed. Both being very thin, if they hadn't landed in a large tub of margarine, they would've have surely met with severe bodily injury. Fortunately, a tub of margarine, large enough to accomodate both of them, was present, and broke their fall. It occurred to the two that being saved by gallons upon gallons of margarine was very highly amusing, and they laughed their heads off. After that, the two helped each other put their heads back on, and they became friends. They soon found that in the current century, it would be best if they hid their real pasts and identities and disguised themselves as regular human beings. As they were both young looking by human standards, for Jarone had ceased to age early on, and of course, Ivy was an alien, they decided they needed to attend school. So Jarone trotted off to Berkeley and Ivy to L.A. But, alas, the two soon found that SCHOOL WAS YUCKY! So, to pass the time, they began to experiment with computer technology. As Jarone was born in the dark ages, and Ivy was foreign to the planet, they weren't very good at it. But, they had fun, and continue to have fun, confusing the masses. Heehee.
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