There is a place you can go to, although I don't know why you would want to. A place not too far from here. A place of evil. A place of fear.

You travel slowly (because that's the only speed you can go on the wonderfully congested lanes) down to this place, where all sorts of demonic trolls and asshole, er, I mean, asinine ogres congregate. You go here because you're bored. Because you're curious. Because you're stupid and you like bad food.

Welcome to

Now, seriously,
     why I can honestly say that, 
        overall, 

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