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Enraged Cow Injures Farmer With Ax

Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case

Miners Refuse to Work after Death

Plane Too Close To Ground
Crash Probe Told

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents

Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Years
at Checkout Counter

Clinton Wins On Budget,
But More Lies Ahead

If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly,
It May Last a While

Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

Include Your Children
When Baking Cookies

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery;
Hundreds Dead

Iraqi Head Seeks Arms

New Study of Obesity
Looks for Larger Test Group

Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

Panda Mating Fails;
Veterinarian Takes Over

Ban On Soliciting Dead in Trotwood

Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors

Prostitutes Apeal To Pope

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash,
Expert Says

Police Begin Campaign
to Run Down Jaywalkers

Safety Experts Say School Bus
Passengers Should Be Belted

Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?

British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands

Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms

Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years

Never Withhold Herpes Infection from Loved One

Teacher Strikes Idle Kids

Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy

Stolen Painting Found by Tree

War Dims Hope for Peace

Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

Enfields Couple Slain;
Police Suspect Homicide

Deer Kill 17,000

Man Struck By Lightning
Faces Battery Charge

New Vaccine May Contain Rabies

Arson Suspect Held in Massachusetts Fire

Eye Drops Off Shelf

Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half