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Question #1 - If a duck only had one leg would it swim in a circle?

Question #2 - Why don't penguins in the Antarctic ever get frostbite?

Question #3 - When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does it wonder why you're sitting there staring at carpeting?

Question #4 - Why do you never see baby pigeons?

Question #5 - Why do birds not fall out of trees when they sleep?

Question #6 - Is polynesia a place where parrots go when they have lost their memory?

Question #7 - Do chocolate eggs come from chocolate chickens?

Question #8 - How do you KNOW it's new and improved dog food?

Question #9 - Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?

Question #10 - Why does Cat urine glow under a blacklight?

Question #11 - If a dog sweats through his tongue, why does he have armpits?

Question #12 - Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food ?

Question #13 - If you named your dog "Stay" and you taught him to obey your commands, what would the dog do if you said "Come, Stay."?

Question #14 - Why is it, that when you are typing up a paper for a class late at night, your cat decides that it's the perfect moment to walk across the keyboard? Is she just commenting on your work? What is she writing? Why does it always look like 'nnghiiiiiiouuunnggccsaaaaa'?

Question #15 - On dog and cat food, just what flavor is 'original'?

Question #16 - Why do long haired white cats only like sleeping on dark furniture and dark clothing?

Question #17 - Do Police Dogs get free doughnuts too?

Question #18 - Why can't dogs smile?

Question #19 - Can a cow get osteoporosis ?

Question #20 - When a cow laughs, does milk come out of its nose?

Question #21 - Why don't cows die of heart attacks if milk is high in fat and cholesterol?

Question #22 - Do horses have Charleypeople?

Question #23 - What was going through the Mind of the First Person ever to Pull on a Cow's Udder?

Question #24 - Does a Brown Cow give Chocolate Milk?

Question #25 - Do Jersey cows moo with a New York accent?

Question #26 - If a cow were to eat a hamburger, would it be a cannibal?

Question #27 - Do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out of the water after they eat?

Question #28 - If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

Question #29 - What part of a fish is a fish stick?

Question #30 - If you put a chameleon in a mirrored box, what color would it be?

Question #31 - Do fish get thirsty?

Question #32 - What happens to the fish when lightning hits the water?

Question #33 - If Dolphins are so smart, why do they keep getting caught in tuna nets?

Question #34 - Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitos?

Question #35 - Why do roaches die upside down?

Question #36 - Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

Question #37 - If you pull the legs off a fly, would you call it a sit?

Question #38 - What should be our reaction to "killer bees"? Should we be afraid or impressed?

Question #39 - If moths eat wool sweaters, why don't they eat sheep?

Question #40 - A mosquito only lives for one day, so if it skips breakfast, does that mean it had a bad childhood?

Question #41 - If you pushed a pig down a hill, would he be a sausage roll?

Question #42 - Do apes go people when they get excited?

Question #43 - What sound does a kangaroo make anyway?

Question #44 - How do squirrels remember where they buried all their nuts?