Body Parts !!!!!

Question #1 - If a vampire can't see himself in a mirror, why is his hair always so neat?

Question #2 - What purpose does the trough that runs from your nose down to your upper lips serve?

Question #3 - If you perm your hair twice in opposite directions, does it come out straight?

Question #4 - Why is it impossible to keep your eyes open when you sneeze?

Question #5 - Can a person with no eyebrows really LOOK surprised?

Question #6 - What purpose do freckles serve?

Question #7 - How come, when they show medieval peasants in the movies, they all have perfect teeth?

Question #8 - If you held a fist long enough, would your fingernails grow through the back of your hand?

Question #9 - When we say our mind wanders. Where does it go?

Question #10 - Why doesn't your stomach digest itself?

Question #11 - The DOH, Food and Drug Branch tell us that by the time we are 70 years old we will have shed 40 pounds of dead skin. Did they have someone actually measure this? And how much of our tax dollars were used to determine this?

Question #12 - If you don't have time for a bath, couldn't you just wrap yourself in masking tape and remove the dirt by simply peeling it off?