MY PET SALLY

I'm gonna wanna see myself with someone too Friends I don't pay are friends i never knew So I took the chance and got some help from a few And got a long and skinny friend to talk to

Cause I have the time and the liberty To play with my pet sally Please don't go away, sally please

No more lonely showers and uneaten foods My salamander has hygiene too And he thinks of me the way I think of you The only next step is for him to say I do

Sally please don't go away I won't be living in yesterday The lonely nights Getting beat up by gays in bar fights