(And I wish) I wish she'd be more kind now I'm out of luck 'cause the shades are pulled down I've seen everything there is to be shown I followed her all the way home

I can't be too cool in a tree with my pants down The air is cold and I've got splinters in my feet She caught me once, but I don't think that she cares now Unlike before, her view is blocked by a leaf

(And I wish) I wish she'd be more kind now I'm out of luck 'cause the shades are pulled down I've seen everything there is to be shown I followed her all the way home

I bet this last time's the one time too many The rush of waiting is burning in my head Right after supper her brother shower's twice a week He kicks my ass so much, that filthy white inbred

I've made mistakes by looking in the wrong window Her dad is big and I've never seen his face I've been here two days, and I'll sure be here tomorrow My lady's so sweet, she likes to entertain

(And I wish) I wish she'd be more kind now I'm out of luck 'cause the shades are pulled down I've seen everything there is to be shown I followed her all the way home

I bet this last time's the one time too many The rush of waiting is burning in my head Right after supper her brother shower's twice a week He kicks my ass so much, that filthy white inbred