We'd talk about important things And I picture it in my dreams She'd teach me about modern art And I'd show her it's okay to fart and

Maybe I'd impress her By being in a band and Maybe if I act real tough She'd let me hold her hand and Maybe I'll win her heart By writing this song about her

Sometimes I sit at home and Wonder if she's sitting at home Thinking of me and wondering if I'm Sitting at home, thinking about her Or am I just wasting my time

Remembering how she laughed at Kinko's When I made fun of that guy Remebering the look she gave me When I told her that I used to fry

I really want to ask her out But my ego could never take it And even if I got the balls You know that the Cougar would never make it

And in my town you can't drive naked

And maybe I'd impress her By being in a band and Maybe if I act real tough She'd let me hold her hand and Maybe I'll win her heart By writing this song about her

Sometimes I sit at home and Wonder if she's sitting at home Thinking of me and wondering if I'm Sitting at home, thinking about her Or am I just wasting my time