One silverchair Day
Once upon a time there was this, smelly band named silverchair.
silverchair had three memebers, Daniel who was quite obese
Ben the stinky guy,
and Chris the warty one
One day they were playing a gig in up my bum,
And they were farting
and drooling like they did at every show
All of a sudden a anus fell over and hit
Ben in the rectum nearly knocking him out cold.
"Are you pretty?" asked Daniel
"Yeah I think so but I think I need a glass of flower first" Ben
said
Chris being the rotten guy he is
went and got him a glass of belly button
"Thanks dude" said Ben as he drank the poo poo
"I feel much more cranky"
So they went on puking
And they live disgustly ever after
-- my lil sister liz did this one
Once upon a time there was this, fresh band named
silverchair.
silverchair had three memebers, Daniel who was quite
fresh
Ben the ugly guy,
and Chris the cute one
One day they were playing a gig in home,
And they were falling
and running like they did at every show
All of a sudden a guitar fell over and hit
Ben in the liver nearly knocking him out cold.
"Are you fine?" asked Daniel
"Yeah I think so but I think I need a glass of colusium
first" Ben said
Chris being the ugly guy he is
went and got him a glass of bin
"Thanks dude" said Ben as he drank the bookmark
"I feel much more disgusting"
So they went on jumping
And they live upsetly ever after
Once upon a time there was this, sunny band named silverchair.
silverchair had three memebers, Daniel who was
quite mad
Ben the exited guy,
and Chris the quiet one
One day they were playing a gig in
Virginia,
And they were singing
and playing like they did at every
show
All of a sudden a door fell over and
hit
Ben in the penis nearly knocking him out
cold.
"Are you okay?" asked Daniel
"Yeah I think so but I think I need a glass of
shit first" Ben said
Chris being the white guy he is
went and got him a glass of piss
"Thanks dude" said Ben as he drank the
piss
"I feel much more loud"
So they went on singing
And they live psycoticly ever after
Once upon a time there was this, fucked band
named silverchair.
silverchair had three memebers, Daniel who was
quite dirty
Ben the stupid guy,
and Chris the smelly one
One day they were playing a gig in
smelly,
And they were pissing
and drinking like they did at every
show
All of a sudden a penis fell over and
hit
Ben in the anus nearly knocking him out
cold.
"Are you cool?" asked Daniel
"Yeah I think so but I think I need a glass of
cool first" Ben said
Chris being the snoby guy he is
went and got him a glass of microwave
"Thanks dude" said Ben as he drank the
tv
"I feel much more freaky"
So they went on licking
And they live histerically ever
after
Once
upon a time there was this, green band named silverchair.
silverchair had three memebers, Daniel who was quite wonderful
Ben the silver guy,
and Chris the sucky one (hehheh)
One day they were playing a gig in Denver,
And they were choping
and headbanging like they did at every show
All of a sudden a sweep fell over and hit
Ben in the head nearly knocking him out cold.
"Are you bluish?" asked Daniel
"Yeah I think so but I think I need a glass of kitty first" Ben
said
Chris being the cute guy he is
went and got him a glass of bus
"Thanks dude" said Ben as he drank the guitar
"I feel much more the best"
So they went on screaming
And they live confusedly ever after.
Once upon a time there was this, sexy band
named silverchair.
silverchair had three memebers, Daniel who was
quite ugly
Ben the frisky guy,
and Chris the pretty one
One day they were playing a gig in
hell,
And they were kissing
and drinking like they did at every
show
All of a sudden a penis fell over and
hit
Ben in the anus nearly knocking him out
cold.
"Are you dumb?" asked Daniel
"Yeah I think so but I think I need a glass of
water first" Ben said
Chris being the nasty guy he is
went and got him a glass of vodka
"Thanks dude" said Ben as he drank the
vodka
"I feel much more retarded"
So they went on skanking
And they live happyly ever after
Once upon a time there was this, ugly band named
silverchair.
silverchair had three memebers, Daniel who was quite
fat
Ben the fat guy,
and Chris the fabulous one
One day they were playing a gig in bathroom,
And they were farting
and biting like they did at every show
All of a sudden a tv fell over and hit
Ben in the liver nearly knocking him out cold.
"Are you lafing?" asked Daniel
"Yeah I think so but I think I need a glass of stage
first" Ben said
Chris being the screm guy he is
went and got him a glass of window
"Thanks dude" said Ben as he drank the glass
"I feel much more playing"
So they went on smileing
And they live bashfully ever after
Once upon a time there was this, purple band named
silverchair.
silverchair had three memebers, Daniel who was quite
graceful
Ben the graceful guy,
and Chris the hairy one
One day they were playing a gig in toilet,
And they were puking
and shiting like they did at every show
All of a sudden a pencil fell over and hit
Ben in the tongue nearly knocking him out cold.
"Are you green?" asked Daniel
"Yeah I think so but I think I need a glass of piss
first" Ben said
Chris being the slimy guy he is
went and got him a glass of hair
"Thanks dude" said Ben as he drank the grass
"I feel much more blue"
So they went on farting
And they live drepressedly ever after
Once upon a time there was this, great band named
silverchair.
silverchair had three memebers, Daniel who was quite
fat
Ben the green guy,
and Chris the annoying one
One day they were playing a gig in underthebed,
And they were flying
and cussing like they did at every show
All of a sudden a pea fell over and hit
Ben in the nose nearly knocking him out cold.
"Are you funny?" asked Daniel
"Yeah I think so but I think I need a glass of desk
first" Ben said
Chris being the dumb guy he is
went and got him a glass of cement
"Thanks dude" said Ben as he drank the paper
"I feel much more good"
So they went on cussing
And they live psycoticly ever after
Once upon a time there was this, pretty
band named silverchair.
silverchair had three memebers, Daniel
who was quite phat
Ben the lovely guy,
and Chris the blonde one
One day they were playing a gig
in Saltville,
And they were playing
and running like they did at
every show
All of a sudden a Alicia fell
over and hit
Ben in the tonuge nearly knocking
him out cold.
"Are you tall?" asked
Daniel
"Yeah I think so but I think I need a
glass of tall first" Ben said
Chris being the thin guy he
is
went and got him a glass of
Jessica
"Thanks dude" said Ben as he drank
the Virginia
"I feel much more stupid"
So they went on feeding
And they live happinessly ever
after
Once upon a time there was this, ugly band named silverchair.
silverchair had three memebers, Daniel who was quite smelly
Ben the bitchy guy,
and Chris the small one
One day they were playing a gig in washroom,
And they were fucking
and licking like they did at every show
All of a sudden a pussy fell over and hit
Ben in the dick nearly knocking him out cold.
"Are you stupid?" asked Daniel
"Yeah I think so but I think I need a glass of shit first" Ben
said
Chris being the tall guy he is
went and got him a glass of cum
"Thanks dude" said Ben as he drank the piss
"I feel much more sharp"
So they went on cumming
And they live hornyly ever after
Once upon a time there was this, green band named
silverchair.
silverchair had three memebers, Daniel who was
quite fat
Ben the ugly guy,
and Chris the slimy one
One day they were playing a gig in
Australia,
And they were running
and shitting like they did at every show
All of a sudden a road fell over and hit
Ben in the leg nearly knocking him out
cold.
"Are you fast?" asked Daniel
"Yeah I think so but I think I need a glass of pillow
first" Ben said
Chris being the gorgeous guy he is
went and got him a glass of light
"Thanks dude" said Ben as he drank the paper
"I feel much more froggish"
So they went on kissing
And they live lovingly ever after
Once upon a time there was this, beatuiful band named
silverchair.
silverchair had three memebers, Daniel who was quite
funky
Ben the pretty guy,
and Chris the disgusting one
One day they were playing a gig in bathtub,
And they were flying
and farting like they did at every show
All of a sudden a colorado fell over and hit
Ben in the sphincter nearly knocking him out
cold.
"Are you pretty?" asked Daniel
"Yeah I think so but I think I need a glass of dumpster
first" Ben said
Chris being the drunk guy he is
went and got him a glass of garbage
"Thanks dude" said Ben as he drank the guitar
"I feel much more prettiful"
So they went on burping
And they live happily ever after
Once upon a time there was this, blue band named silverchair.
silverchair had three memebers, Daniel who was quite green
Ben the black guy,
and Chris the purple one
One day they were playing a gig in On Cue,
And they were laughing
and handing like they did at every show
All of a sudden a Hailey fell over and hit
Ben in the breasts nearly knocking him out cold.
"Are you tan?" asked Daniel
"Yeah I think so but I think I need a glass of Chris first" Ben
said
Chris being the white guy he is
went and got him a glass of BEn
"Thanks dude" said Ben as he drank the daniel
"I feel much more cream"
So they went on running
And they live sadly ever after