Ruler of a Lonely Heart
"What is a Bishounen?
What makes a Bishounen?"
If you find yourself asking these questions, then you've come to the right place. Welcome to BISHOUNEN 101
Ways to tell if you or someone you know is Bisounen:
Qualities/Characteristics:
1. They Sparkle
2. Must have good hair
3. "Glowing" is a definite plus
4. Eyes-striking-usually an unusual color
5. They look good in anything....much better in nothing
6. They have that perfect body...Rock Hard Mt. Leikaku Abs(TM)
7. They have to be sensitive....they know how to cry
8. They take multiple hits for you
9. They must be willing to give up their life for you
10. They are really good kissers
**11.They must look good, taste good, and feel good in bluefrosting**[this is NOT an option]
12. They must have a soothing, warmblanket feel to their voice [i.e.*bedroom* voice] 0_o*
13. Wings ::BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA::
Laddies [and gentlemen, if it applies] if you find yourself doing any of the following items on the list, then your man may just be Bishounen:
1. Swooning
2. Drooling
3. Fainting
4. Yelling "Take me...I'm Single!!!"
5. You need a cold shower....preferably with.....(you fill in the blank)
6. Room becomes exceeding warm
7. Pulse rate reaches new levels
8. You have dreams about 1 or more of them
9. You find yourself on the floor muttering, "Ah, the beads, the pretty, pretty beads..."
10. You do all of the above
The men who have made it to MY BISHOUNEN List.
Amime
[this is in no particular order, but ofcourse Naki-poo is #1]
1.Nakago
2.Hotohori
3.Chichiri
4.Tasuki
5.Tamahome/Taka
6.Mitsukake
7.Nuriko
8.Mamo-chan
9.Allen
10.Van
11.Kojii
12.Yohji
13.Tetsuya
14.Ketsuke
15.Amiboshi
16.Katgetsuya
17.Chihaya
18.Nephrite
19.Jadeite
20.Zoisite
21.Eagle Vision
22.Lantis
23.Ranma
24.Moose
25.P-chan
26.Suzaku[yes Mr.Allmighty-chicken-of-doom]
27.Tatara
28.Ken
29.Messiah
KINDRED:CHRONICLES
1.Allen
2.Carson
3.Seth
4.Nicholas
5.Derrigan
6.Mark
7.Scorpio[um...yes. he wil be using the "mask" in an upcoming episode]
Bishounen no Bishounen
Oh, how it pains me to list these guys in order! ::swoon:: I'm still standing, aren't I? AREN'T I??? ::shrug:: I have a good view at any angel...I mean angle.
1. Carson - Instant melted jello...
2. Adam - Leather.'Nuff said.
3. Seth - Titter-totting the thin line of sanity and massive destruction.
4. Allen - Drummer. Make-up artist. Drummer...er...
5. Sam - Well he pops out once in a while to eat...
6. Daniel - A brick wall. But softer.
7. Justin - A valiant attepmt at angst.
8. Quijn - Hi-ho Silver, away! ::AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! SPLASH!::
9. "Jiggly" - The *Kissing Booth* is open for business. And NO we are not calling you "Lance."
REALITY CHECK
[I can dream, can't I?]
1. Tommy Shaw [STYX] Kawaii Tommy!!!!
2. James "JY" Young "Wild thing! I think luv you!"
3. Gowan
4. Todd Chocolate anyone?
5. Glenn
6. Roger Daltery This photo actually made me forget Tommy's name! [only for a brief second...or two, gomen ne, Shaw-sama!]
7. Jackson Browne My isn't that the most Kawaii smile??
8. Peter Wingfield Um...yum,yum,yum...breakfast in bed? Why, yes!
The Labyrinth