BADN 5 RELEGATION CAMPAIGN SPECIAL!!
Welcome to BADN issue 5. We've decided to change things around this time and have a theme: Boro's thrilling relegation dog fight. Stung by critics, BADN can exclusively reveal that Brain Robson has vowed to bring excitement back to the Riverside.
"For a long time now people have been critical of the football we have been playing and of the lack of excitement that mid-table mediocrity has brought." Droned Robson. "Well now Boro fans can look forward to exciting games. You'll be on the edge of your seat for the remaining home games of the season as we battle against relegation."
“Ssshhh! I’m thinking”
Boro boss Brain Robson also added that he was delighted to have BADN on board in the fight against Division One football. He was quick to allay fears of a small number of Boro supporters who feel that BADN sometimes poke fun at the club. "Some people ask me why we here at the Boro are so keen to give BADN exclusive access to the inner sanctums of the club. They say that BADN are nothing more than a bunch of piss takers. Let me assure you, they aren't taking the piss, we're giving it away."
So, what better place to follow Boro's progress than BADN. We'll keep our fingers on the pulse in order to keep you bang up to date with all of the thrills and spills that a traditional Boro slump brings. In addition we'll have all of our usual features in our bumper new issue.
Fasten your seat belts! It's going to be a bumpy ride.