I Still Know What You Did Last Summer
*disclaimer* You may find this offensive and I am sorry but please, don't bug me about it!
***BSB finally get a day off and decide to spend it at home. All shit from the last time they were home was forgotten..I don't know how but it was. So inside Kevin's apartment.....****
Brian: Kevin *looking through the fridge* Is there anything in here that ISN'T fat free?
Kevin: No, I have to keep fit. Unlike you fat lazy losers.
AJ: Uh..I'm not fat. Maybe phat, but not fat.
Kevin: Yeah but Nick is.
Nick: F**k you, I'm not fat. You're EYEBROWS are fat.
Howie: *wink drool* Stop fighting guys, *wink* we're sopposed to be friends!
Brian: Shut the f**k up Howie, you've got love handles.
Howie: I do not! *wink*
***The phone rings and interrupts their argument***
Nick: *picks it up* Hello?
Voice: This is XL 106.5! What are you gentlemen doing on a lovely summers day?
Nick: We're arguing.
Voice: That's cool! How would you like a trip for four to the bahamas for the weekend?
Nick: Woah! Sure!
Voice: All you have to do is name the capital city of Brazil!
Nick: What's Brazil?
Voice: ....
Brian: It's a country you dipshit.
***Everyone starts thinking***
Brian: WAIT! I saw it on one of Kevin's shit diet foods! *runs over to the kitchen*
Kevin: ...It isn't shit......it's actually very nut-
Brian: just shut up! Okay..try...Rio?
Nick: Um...Rio?
Voice: Did you just say Rio.
Nick: Yeah...
Voice: .....
Nick: ...? No?
Voice: ........
Nick: Yeah?
Voice: Well that is ABSOLUTELY RIGHT!!!!!!
Nick: *starts screaming and jumps up and down*
Brian: ..... *grabs the phone* He's a bit emotional.
Voice: You have just won an all expense paid trip to the Bahamas for 4 days and nights for four!
Brian: SWEET!
Voice: What's your favourite Radio Station?
All: XL 106.5!!!!!! ***They then hang up the phone and discuss..***
Kevin: It said for four, there's five of us.
Brian: One will have to sleep in the luggage compartment.
Nick: Well I won't, I'm the most popular.
AJ: I can't, I'm the freak of the group.
Brian: I can't cause I'm the best singer!
Kevin: I WON'T because I'll kick all your asses.
***They all shudder for a second***
Brian: Well that only leaves...
*They all look at Howie*
Howie: *wink* oh no. *wink, drool*
***At the airport***
Howie: *wink, drool* I don't want to go in the luggage department!
AJ: Well that's too bad, you HAVE to.
Howie: Why?
AJ: Because you're the gay ugly one...s**t like this happens to you for a reason, alright?
Howie: *wink, drool* Oh yeah.
***BSB Board the plane leaving Howie to hide in the luggage department when Howie spots a stand that sells gay porno mags***
Howie: oooh! *runs over*
***Meanwhile***
Kevin: *is sitting next to AJ* Now I'm going to try to go to sleep. You talk to me and I will f**king kill you..got it?
AJ: Yessir.
***The plane starts up****
AJ: *Looks out the window and his eyes go wide* Uh..Kevin..
Kevin: Shut up, AJ. *has his eyes closed*
AJ: No but Kevin-
Kevin: I SAID SHUT UP!
AJ: BUT KEVIN!!!!!!
Kevin: *Opens his eyes* WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
AJ: HOWIE IS OVER AT THE GAY PORNO STAND!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kevin: WHAT?!?! *looks out the window* GOD DAMNIT THAT BASTARD.
AJ: Brian, Nick, look out the window
Nick: *looks* haha, look at that sorry dipshit that looks like Howie over at the gay porno stand, man I feel sorry for him.
Brian: *Laughs* Yeah, I never thought someone other than Howie could look like that! ***They both look at eachother***
Brian&Nick: HOWIE!!!!!!!!!!!
***Meanwhile at the Gay porno stand***
Howie: *is checking out naked pics of Tom Cruise when he suddenly notices that the plane is taking off* *wink, drool* OH NO!
Howie: *Runs after it* Hey *wink* Wait!! *drool*
Howie: *watches as the plane takes off* Aw darnit. *wink, drool*
***Well it takes about 6 hours to get to the Bahamas. When the plane stops, they get out.***
AJ: Ahh!!! Bahamas Here I come!
***AJ trips over a small animal and falls on his face***
Nick: HAHA
AJ: Bahamas, there I go.
Kevin: Come on guys lets check into our hotel.
Brian: That sounds cool!
***They get to the hotel to see it is totally empty***
AJ: *Starts ringing the bell* HELLO??! ANYONE HERE?!
***A man with a pale face walks out***
Man: Can I help you?
Nick: Yeah, uh we won the contest.
Man: Ah! Right this way! *leads them down the hall into their rooms*
***They settle in***
Kevin: Ahh..peace at last!
***AJ starts jumping on the bed***
Kevin: ....? AJ knock it off you're going to break the bed.
AJ: *is jumping and doesn't hear him*
Kevin: AJ!!! Knock it off!!
AJ: Huh?
Kevin: *stands on the bed* I SAID KNOCK IT OFF!!!!!!!
***The bed squeaks and then it breaks crashing to the ground***
AJ: Way to go Kevin, now you broke the bed.
Kevin: .......
***In Brian and Nick's room***
Nick: I can't wait to hit the beach
Brian: I can't wait to hit the nude bars!
Nick: ....
Brian: *starts unpacking when he hears a thud in the closet*
Brian: *Goes and opens it and out falls a dead body*
Both: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs out and pounds on AJ and Kevin's room*
Kevin: *Opens it and gets knocked over by the two bursting in* OW!! What the hell?!!!?
Nick: THERE'S A DEAD BODY IN OUR ROOM!!!!!!!
AJ: ....?
Brian: It's true man!! Go see for yourself!!
***The four go into the room, check the closet..but see no dead body***
AJ: Alright you two..I'm confiscating the weed.
Brian: We don't take weed, dipshit.
AJ: Fine then I'm confiscating whatever is making you dellusional.
Nick: But we SAW a dead body.
Kevin: Yeah and I saw nothing. Until we do we will think you are psychotic f**ks. Now leave us alone.
Nick: DAMMIT!!!!
***It's the middle of the night, and the BSB are asleep, when nature calls for AJ***
AJ: *Gets up and steps into a pile of what feels like hair* What the f**k?
***AJ turns on the lights, and Jheri curls are EVERYWHERE... there is a bag in the corner as well***
AJ: WOAH!!!!!! *shoves Kevin off the bed waking him up*
Kevin: WHAT THE HELL?!
AJ: LOOK!!!! *points*
Kevin: *Looks* DAMMIT AJ how many times have I told you to shave your chesthair in the BATHROOM?
AJ: It isn't my chest hair you idiot. It's Howie's old Curls!
Kevin: Why would there be Howie's curls on the floor, you aren't Howie.
AJ: Yeah but stupid f**ks always seem to mess us up, and it looks like that f**ker that we thought was dead kept the curls.
Kevin: What f**ker?
AJ: The one we ran over.
Kevin: Oh him.
AJ: I wonder how he got here...
***Meanwhile Howie is skipping along a dirt path in the forest when an old man and a donkey ride by***
Howie: Hey can I hitch a ride?
Man: well sure there sonny *cough* You know, I should tell you the story of when I was a youngster..I used to play in these woods..
Howie: ...oh good lord why? *wink, drool*
***The wagon goes off sowly down the path with the old man telling stories of his childhood and Howie considering suicide.***
***Meanwhile, It's morning and a huge storm has taken over the bahamas, leaving the hotel out of power. BSB are all sitting in the recreation room***
AJ: This vacation blows. Let's go home.
Brian: Well we WOULD but there is a STORM as you can see.
AJ: Well f**k you.
Brian: .....
Kevin: Look, let's go speak with the hotel manager, I'm sure he can send a boat to come and pick us up.
Nick: Yeah that sounds cool.
***They all walk into the manager's office and see him sitting down on his desk---with an AXE in his head. The words "I STILL KNOW WHAT YOU DID" are on the walls written in his blood***
AJ: ........
Kevin: ...........
Brian: ................
Nick: ......This sucks.....
***They all run into their rooms and lock the doors***
AJ: That guy is back.
Nick: What guy?
Kevin: the one we ran over last year.
Nick: Oh him.
Brian: what are we gonna do?
AJ: Outrun him for now.
***All of a sudden an axe goes through the window and they all scream***
***Meanwhile, Howie now is on a dock throwing breadcrumbs to ducks when he sees a boat passing through***
Howie: Hey!! *wink* Hey stop! *drool* *waves his hands*
***The boat stops and a muscular guy in pink spandex comes out***
Guy: Well hello there handsome! Where you off to?
Howie: I'm lost and need to get to the Bahamas.
Guy: Well have no fear honey buns! Our boat will take you there!
Howie: Woah! This is my kind of boat! *wink, drool*
***Meanwhile, BSB are running through a dark hallway with the killer hot on their trails***
AJ: THIS VACATION BLOWS
Kevin: Shut up and run!!!!
***They all run upstairs and run through the headboards***
Nick: WOAH! *Trips and falls through the floor, landing on the killer who happened to be right under him*............
Killer: OOF! *Falls*
Nick: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! *runs out of the room screaming*
Killer: *gets up and chases him*
AJ: Damnit!! We gotta get Nick!
Brian: Why?
AJ: Because without him BSB are ruined!
Brian: oh, oh yeah. NICK COME BACK!! *runs after him*
***They all run to the dock****
Killer: Ah, finally I got you! You beat me once, but you can't use your stupidity on me anymore!
***All of a sudden the loveboat theme song starts playing and a pink boat appears out of no where***
***When coming into clear view, Howie is standing on the deck dancing with some guys in pink spandex and flowers in their hair***
Brian: ...... We don't know him.
Killer: ......?
***The boat stops and then Howie steps off***
Howie: *wink, drool* that's the guy that chopped my curls off boys! *drool*
Gay #1: We'll get him!
Killer: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
***All the gay guys in pink spandex bum rush the killer to death***
AJ: This is embarassing.
Brian: Howie god damnit, MUST you always find a way to reunite with us?
Howie: *wink drool* yeah, *wink*
Brian: .....
Kevin: Well all I know is that this vacation sucked. Let's go home.
***And they did just that. They then settled in and ate chips and watched pornos for the rest of their vacation. Taking a normal vacation was enough for them---and they lived happily ever after..until Howie ruined it by SCREAMING IN THEIR DAMN SONGS. But that's another story ;)***
F.Y.I the capital of Brazil isn't Rio it's Brasília Since I didn't write this I am not going to change it! Sorry!