~Chinese Proverbs~
Man who run in front of car...get tired
Man who run behind car...get exhausted
Man with one chopstick...go hungry
Man who eats many prunes...get good run for money
War does not determine who is right...war determine who is left
Wife who put husband in doghouse...soon find him in cathouse
Man who drive like hell...bound to get there
Man who stand on toilet...is high on pot
Man who live in glass house...should change clothes in basement
Man who fish in other man's well...often catch crabs
Man who fart in church...sit in own pew
Crowded elevator smell different to midget
