Nebulous Entity Photo Gallery: Page 1
Throughout the years, members of BÜRNING MAUS have been collecting data
and information about the Nebulous Entity in hope of protecting you,
our friends against this evil octopus from outer space. We are now
making public for the first time, several photos of the Nebulous Entity.
These pictures have been declassified exclusively so that we may educate
you, friend, about the horrors of the Nebulous Entity, and so that you may
be able to identify it and let us know its whereabouts, so we can kill
it swiftly and painfully. Please be advised the pictures you are about to
see are not pretty, they are gruesome and speak the truth about the
horror and the nastiness of the Nebulous Entity.
Here's a picture a BÜRNING MAUS photographer
took on March 17, 1972 at the White House, immediately before a world
summit on the sovereign nature of other world creatures and how they should
interact with Earth. As you can see, the Nebulous Entity has easily made
itself comfortable and welcome with the leader of our nation. BÜRNING MAUS
believes this was the first step to the horrid road that we find ourselves on now.
It is because of Dicky here, that we know face the entity with even stronger
allies this time around. Nixon may have been powerful, but he sure as hell
wasn't Disney.
This picture was taken by one of our photographers in the New York branch
just seven months ago, as the Nebulous Entity was looking for a temporary home
before it kidnapped the man, humiliated the people of Black Rock, and destroyed
humankind. We can see from the enormous size of the Entity, that no matter what
it's appearnce may be, and whether it's in Morocco, Washington D.C., New York or
Black Rock City, it's an ugly thing that needs to be obliterated so that we can
rest easily as the dominating race of the Universe.
Click on the picture for a closer look at the hideous blob of plasmatic crap
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