HERR COMRADES!!
Those of you who were in Black Rock City know of the evil of CrapHead, aka the Nebulous Entity.
The evil storms were caused by ionic discrepancies in the atmosphere that CrapHead himself engineered.
Through perserverance the citizens of Black Rock City maintained strength through these vile attempts to
make us flee our home so that Crap Head and his moronic minions, the Nebulons- who we all know partook in
CrapHead plans because they were promised pony-tail butt plugs- could steal the man, rape our flaming livestock,
and perhaps drive off in the bar on wheels. But as those who were there witnessed, the strength of the
BÜRNING MAUS Federal Amusement Authority was far too great for CrapHead and friends. It was our brigades of Happy Terror Troops and our salvos of rockets that prevented
CrapHead from "performing" on Saturday night, and thus prevented him from stealing the man. All CrapHead could do on Sunday during the burn
was look on stupidly and bleat out horrid, poorly-written "music." And so once again, the BMFAA has saved the planet. It's not always an
easy job, but it sure is fun to humiliate oversized slimy cosmic beings.
Until the next time,
The BÜRNING MAUS Federal Amusement Authority
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