FLASH!!!!

....July 3, 1998.  This just in from Mainland China.  
             Member of the BÜRNING MAUS Collective, and 
             accused Disney conspirator Theresa Kwan was kidnapped from her compound 
             where she was doing translation work for the World Bank.  Witnesses said
             the kidnapper was an enormous, indescribable cosmic thing, with preposterously
             sized tentacles.  According to officials, there are no leads and no suspects.  
             But the members of
BÜRNING MAUS
             know that the culprit is none other than the Nebulous Entity, whose deceptive 
             scheme is to come in peace, but capture the Man himself!  As the sworn protectors
             of the Man, the Festival, and our fellow citizens.  We hereby take this attack on 
             our group extremely personally, and will hold the Nebulous Entity responsible for
             any harm done to our friend Theresa. 
  
            We'll see you in a few months, if not sooner.

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