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....August 19, 1998.  Reports from Vatican City report today that Alina Christian, head of 
                              the Mediterranean BÜRNING MAUS consulate has recieved 
                              the support of the Pope in the BÜRNING MAUS Federal Amusement Authority's battle 
                              against Crap Head. The Pope stated that all Catholics who do not side with the 
                              BMFAA will face the wrath of God, and will sear perpetually in Hell.  This 
                              announcement has led the BMFAA to call upon all good Catholics
                              to be our first wave of Divine Suicide Troops in our initial offensive
                              against Crap Head.  Now that we've got the Catholics behind (or in front) of 
                              us, we cannot lose.  Thanks Pope, the cocaine's in the mail.

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