"I'm gonna jack you up?'
"Saddle up Roughnecks."
"I am so smart, S-M-R-T"
"Can you spell E-V-I-S-C-E-R-A-T-E"
If I weren't a lifeguard
The Masked Marauders
B.O.W.S
Sundays off at Allegheny State Park and Darien Lake
Incomplete games of Axis and Allies
Dave vs. Dan at Buddy-Pole Ball
Eye candy
Riding horses followed by the coconut
Operation Squeaky Weasel
Sky coaster
Covert operations
Bear song
Wild Cheese Moose hunt
"Where are the Ropes"
boiling spaghetti over an open fire
Kollin and Kale trying to pick up chicks at Allegheny State Park
Kollin and Kale and the golf cart caper
"Who put the canoe in the dining hall"
"Don't even go there, Digger."
3 Short necked Buzzards
Luke and DJ tipping over canoes at least 3x's a day
OOOH AAAH SPECIAL!!!!
Music concert
Everyone watching the skycoaster maniacs
Lil Green Frog
Sammy super Camper
Sammy super Camper and the chocolate pudding
Luke being the Waterfront director for one day
Dan and Tracy running camp
Digger and his rowing demonstrations
Trying to sneak respiratory therapy before digger caught us
Maureen's red backpack
Philmont guys send off party
John's surprise birthday party
Will someone get over there and clean out that showerhouse?
Mary ignoring her "two minutes"
Mary teasing Wayne as Officer of the Day at morning colors
Digger details
Runs to McDonalds instead of eating chicken Bar-B-Que
"You think?"
Midnight staff swims
Tracy winning a bet with John
Those RADIOS
Eavesdropping on the radio
Hell weekends
Jacky's visits
Tear down
"In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the digger stalks the staff"
Riding in the golf cart
Watching Digger drive the golf cart
Shooting at the geese
The Digger Dance
Jacob the lookout
Abe beating up Luke
Zack just being Zack the Polar Bear King
The Boo Hoo Flu
Casey and his interviews
Kollin's time out in the guard boat
Kollin King, the Cub Craft assistant director
Scotty and the Digger stories
Scotty begging for his inhaler
No, please, Stop, stop, I can't breathe
Wayne losing his toys off the back porch of Lakeside
Wayne sleeping here there and everywhere
Staff meetings
Tracy getting kicked out of a staff meeting
Holly and the walkman
Digger chasing Hollie with the golf cart
Herding up the girls towards the shop during teardown
Celebrating every summer birthday
The floating platform
Mary's nature lodge
Tracy wanting to spend a week in Mary's nature lodge
Crystal enforcing the curfew on Hollie and Jodee
Annie and Tracy's girl talk walks (Thank you!!!!!)
Tracy trying to work a block and tackle and Jake having to show her how to do it.
Andy and the kayak
Joyce's bug juice frosting and blueberry muffcakes
Gary and the hot sauce
Campwide lost bather search
Adam, Casey, and Luke throwing picnic tables at teardown
Anybody seen Dawn and Scott?
Dan and polar bear swim
Dan trying to swim the width of the lake for a rescue
The sinking of the boat
The day of the sand donation
Jeff LoVullo, assistant ranger, lifeguard, activities slave, and everything else people made him
Andy getting stuck on the rock at State park
John and Adam and the rock and roll mopping of the dining hall
Karoke in the kitchen
EVITA
John the broom man
Al, the dining hall NAZI
Where does Al go on his nights out?!
The geese problem? What geese problem?
Jennifer yelling at the boys
Jennifer injuring every part of her body at some point
Skate and the knee
Matt and which area will he go next?
Cody coming to visit
Cody telling his godfather to shut up during the staff meeting
POWERADE during teardown
Heat exhaustion during teardown
Friendship fires