Canadian/Indian Nuclear F.A.Q.
<Frequently Asked Questions meaning questions that we have asked ourselves>

1)  Who is responsible for the detonation of a nuclear device in India?

Canada. 

2)  What??

The full truth of the story is that India did not know that it had possesion of a nuclear device.  In 1974 when we sold India it's first nuclear reactor (see timeline), we brought along Canadian nuclear scientists.  What we did not tell them was that the purpose of those scientists was to conduct covert nuclear testings away from the prying eyes of regulators.   From the foreign countries,  Canadian scientists can work effectively, without supervision from authorities from any country. 

3)  Why then did India take responsibility for the bomb?

Good question.  The truth is, the politicians in India did not want to admit that they had no hand in the operations because they were embarassed that such a thing could be hidden from them.  With the help of evil Canadian politicians such as Brian Mulroney, India is now capitalizing on their new nuclear capabilities, even though they ironically have no bomb to use.

4)  Does Canada do this often?

Yes.

5)  What will Canada do with their menacing nuclear capabilities?

We will use them to further our plans for global domination.