Top Ten Rejection Lines Given By Women
(and what they mean)
10. I think of you as a brother. (You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in "Deliverance.")
9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (EEeeew, you're as old as my dad.)
8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes on.)
7. My life is too complicated right now. (I don't want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing.)
6. I've got a boyfriend. (I prefer my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry's.)
5. I don't date men where I work. (I wouldn't date you if you were in the same solar system', much less the same building.)
4. It's not you, it's me. (It's you.)
3. I'm concentrating on my career. (Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.)
2. I'm celibate. (I've sworn off only the men like you.)
1. Let's be friends. (I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet.)
Top 10 Rejection Lines Given by Men
(and what they actually mean...)
10. I think of you as a sister. (The thought of kissing you makes me ill.)
9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (That never stopped me before, but in your case...)
8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (See #10.)
7. My life is too complicated right now. (Will be even more so if I'm seen with you in public.)
6. I've got a girlfriend. (You're ugly.)
5. I don't date women where I work.
(Not you anyway.)
4. It's not you, it's me.
(It's you.)
3. I'm concentrating on my career.
(I'd rather work late and eat take-out than date you)
2. I'm celibate.
(You're ugly.)
1. Let's be friends. (You're sinfully ugly.)
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