The Top 20 Country-Western Song Titles of All-Time:
1.. Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In Bed
2.. Get Your Tongue Otta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye
3.. Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure
4.. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
5.. Can't Get Over You, So Why Don't You Get Under Me?
6.. Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
7.. Got In At 2 With a 10, And Woke Up At 10 With a 2.
8.. Hate Every Bone In Your Body Except For Mine
9.. Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well
10.. Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better
11.. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
12.. I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonite
13.. I'm So miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here
14.. I've Got Tears in My Ears From Lying On My Back While I Cry Over You
15.. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
16.. If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now
17.. Mama Get A Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)
18.. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, and I Sure Do Miss Him
19.. She Got The Ring and I Got The Finger
20.. You're the Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
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