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30 Ways to Have an Extra-Specially Fun Time At WalMart!
Take shopping carts for the express
purpose of
filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.
Get boxes of condoms and randomly put them
in
peoples carts when they don't realize it.
Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten
minute intervals throughout the day.
Run up to an employee (preferably a male)
while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at
him "I need some tampons".
Try on bras over the top of your clothes.
Make a trail of Mountain Dew on the
ground,
leading to the restrooms.
Walk up to an employee and tell him in an
official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in housewares,"
and see what happens.
Challenge other customers to duels with
tubes
of gift wrap.
Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.
Test the fishing rods and see what you can
"catch" from the other aisles.
Put M&M's on layaway.
Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to
carpeted
areas.
Set up a tent in the camping department;
tell
others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows
from Bed and Bath.
Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs
in
Cosmetics.
When someone asks if you need help, begin
to
cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"
Look right into the security camera, and
use
it as a mirror while you comb your hair.
Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting
up
a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.
Ask other customers if they have any Grey
Poupon.
While handling guns in the hunting
department,
suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the
anti-depressants are.
Dart around suspiciously while humming the
theme from "Mission:Impossible."
Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of
the
store.
In the auto department, practice your
"Madonna" look with various funnels.
Hide in the clothing racks and when people
browse through, say things like "pick me !! pick me!!" and
scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to
them.
When an announcement comes over the
loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no!
It's
those voices again!"
Go to an empty checkout stand and try to
check
people out.
Drag a lounge chair on display over to the
magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a
soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if
they can put a little umbrella in it.
Thanks Marcy for sending me these!
Disclaimer: This page is a JOKE. Please
do not go to Walmart and really do these things. This page
in NO WAY encourages this activity. I actually buy alot of
cool stuff at Walmart! Really!
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PLEASE, Not That!!!
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