| The TOP 10 Things We Want To Hear Samuel L. Jackson, "Jedi Master Mace Windu," say in the Star Wars Prequel. | |
| **Note: In case you didn't know, Samuel L. Jackson will be in the first prequel as the above character. | |
| 10. | You don't need to see my goddamn identification, 'cause these ain't the motherfuckin' droids you're looking for. |
| 9. | Womp rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'll never know, 'cause even if it did I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker. |
| 8. | This is your father's lightsaber. When you absolutely, positively, have to kill every motherfuckin' stormtrooper in the room... accept no substitutes. |
| 7. | If Obi-wan ain't home then I don't know what the fuck we're gonna do. I ain't got no other connections on Tattooine. |
| 6. | Feel the Force, motherfucker. |
| 5. | 'What' ain't no planet I've ever heard of! Do they speak Bocce on 'What'? |
| 4. | You sendin' the Fett? Shit, Hutt, that's all you had to say! |
| 3. | Yeah Chewie Rocky Horror's got a hair problem. What the brother gonna do? He's a wookie. |
| 2. | Does Jabba the Hutt look like a bitch? |
| 1. | Hand me my lightsaber... it's the one that says, "Bad Mother Fucker." |