It was a very hot day. Helga hung the wash, put a roast in 
the oven, and then went down town to pick up the dry 
cleaning. 

"Gosh, it's hot", she thought as she walked down main street. 
She passed a tavern and thought, "Vy not?" 

Helga entered, sat at the bar, and the bartender asked her 
what she wanted. 

Helga said, "Yanno, it's so hot, I tink I'll haff a cold 
beer." 

The bartender asked, "Anhauser Busch?" 

Helga, surprised, replied,"Vell fine, tanks. Undt how's your 
penis."