THE GAS MEN RUNNETH

 Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a young
 trainee, were out checking meters in a suburban neighborhood. They parked
 their truck at the end of the alley and worked their way to the other end.
 At the last house a woman looking out her kitchen window watched the two
 men as they checked her gas meter.

 Finishing the meter check, the senior supervisor challenged his younger
 coworker to a foot race down the alley back to the truck to prove that an
 older guy could outrun a younger one.

 As they came running up to the truck, they realized the lady from that last
 house was huffing and puffing right behind them. They stopped and asked her
 what was wrong.

 Gasping for breath, she replied, "When I see two gas men running as hard as
 you two were, I figured I'd better run too!"
 
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