The day care teacher held up a picture and asked, "What's this?" 

   "A horsy." one child answered. 

   "And this ?" the teacher asked the class. 

   "A piggy." replied another youngster. 

   "And now this one ?" asked the teacher, holding up a picture of a
   male deer with a beautiful rack. There was complete and total
   silence. "Come on now children." she coaxed, "I'll give you a little
   hint. What does your Mommie call your Daddie when he hugs and
   kisses her a lot?" 

   "I know ! I know !!!" said one little girl. "A horny bastard."