And God created Man
And God created woman, and she
had 3 breasts.
He then asked the woman, "Is
there anything that you'd like to have changed?"
She replied, "Yes. Could you
get rid of this middle breast?"
And so it was done, and it was
good.
Then the woman exclaimed, as she was holding that third breast in her hand,
"What can be done with this useless
boob?"
And God created man.