1.Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask yourneighbor,
"May I borrow a highlighter?"

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 2.Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that."
 

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  3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the
  silence with a bodily function noise

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  4. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."

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  5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh shit!! My glass eye!!"
 

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6. Say "Damn, this water is cold."

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 7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop
 a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh relaxingly.
 

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  8. Say, "Now how did that get there?"

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  9. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."

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 10. Fill up a large flask with Mountian Dew. Squirt it erratically under
 the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling,"Whoa ! Easy boy!!"

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 11. Say," Interesting....more sinkers than floaters"

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 12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peaunt butter on a wad of toliet
 paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say,
 "Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?

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 13. Say, "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!!

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 14. Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot"
 

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 15. Say, "Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small.
 Now what am I gonna do?"

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 16. Play a well known drum cadence over and over again onyour  butt

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 17. Before you unroll toliet paper, conspicusly lay down
your "Cross-Dressors Anonymous" newsletter on
the floor visiable to the adjacent stall.

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 18. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it
 so you  can see your neighbor and say,
"Peek-a-boo!"

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 19. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free"