"Don't be sad because it's over,
smile because it happened!"

"Friends are people who
know you well,
but like you anyway!"

"Dream as if you'll
live forever, live as
if you'll die today!"

"Life's to important
to take seriously!"

"The people who think they
know everything are just an
annoyance to those of us
that do!"

"What won't kill you
will make you stronger!"


"There are three kinds of
people in this world: those
who make things happen,
those who watch things happen,
and those who wonder
what just happened!"

"Silence is golden, but shouting is fun!"

"There is no such thing
as fun for the whole family!"

"The only person you need
to impress is yourself!"

"You can always retake
a class, but you
can never relive a party!"

"Ever stop to think, 
and forget to start again?"

"You have the right to your opinions.
 I just don't want to hear them!"

"Life is like a bird. 
When you least expect it, 
it craps in your face!"

"A Day Wasted is
 a day I'm not!"

"Friends help you move, 
real friends help you move bodies"

"Appreciate cows, 
but don't let them rule your life"

"Everything looks impossible for the
people who never try anything" 

"A true friend never get's in your way,
unless you happen to be going down" 

"I'd rather be a failure at something I enjoy
than be a success at something I hate."

"Never count a human being dead until you've seen the body.
And even then have your doubts." 

"To avoid hangovers stay drunk!"

"A fly who sits on the toilet
gets pist off!"

"A naked man fears 
no pickpocket!"