Best Poem/Ridiculous Riddle
Question: What am I? Hints: This useful tool is commonly found in the range of 8 inches long. Members of both sexes enjoy its function. It is usually found hung dangling loosely, ready for instant action. It boasts of a clump of little hairy things at one end and a small hole at the other. In use, it is inserted, almost always willingly, into a warm fleshy most opening where it is thrust in and drawn out again and again many times in succession -- sometimes slowly, sometimes quickly, but often quickly -- accompanied by squirming bodily movements. Anyone found listening in will most surely recognize the rhythmic, pulsing sound that results from the well lubricated movements. When finally withdrawn, it leaves behind a juicy, frothy, sticky white substance, some of which will need cleaning from the outer surfaces of the opening while some from its long glistening shaft. After everything is done and the flowing and cleansing liquid have ceased emanating, it is returned to its freely hanging state of rest, ready for yet another bit of action, hopefully reaching its bristling climax twice or three times a day (but often much less). Answer: Toothbrush!
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Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846. John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946. Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860. John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960. The names Lincoln and Kennedy each contains 7 letters. Both were particularly concerned with civil rights. Both their wives lost their children whie living in White House. Both Presidents were shot on Friday. Both were shot in the head. Both were shot in the presence of their wives. Lincoln's Secretary was named Kennedy. Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln. The secretary of each president warned them not to go to the theatre and to Dallas, respectively. Both were assisnated by Southerners. Both were succeeded by Southerners. Both successors were named Johnson: Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln was born in 1808. Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy was born in 1908. John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839. Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939. Both assassins were known by their three names. Both names comprise 15 characters. Booth ran from the theatre and was captured in the Warehouse. Oswald ran from the warehouse and was captured in the Threatre. To cap it off, Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials. So now, question. Mystery or Co-incidence?
Question: What am I? Hints: This useful tool is commonly found in the range of 8 inches long. Members of both sexes enjoy its function. It is usually found hung dangling loosely, ready for instant action. It boasts of a clump of little hairy things at one end and a small hole at the other. In use, it is inserted, almost always willingly, into a warm fleshy most opening where it is thrust in and drawn out again and again many times in succession -- sometimes slowly, sometimes quickly, but often quickly -- accompanied by squirming bodily movements. Anyone found listening in will most surely recognize the rhythmic, pulsing sound that results from the well lubricated movements. When finally withdrawn, it leaves behind a juicy, frothy, sticky white substance, some of which will need cleaning from the outer surfaces of the opening while some from its long glistening shaft. After everything is done and the flowing and cleansing liquid have ceased emanating, it is returned to its freely hanging state of rest, ready for yet another bit of action, hopefully reaching its bristling climax twice or three times a day (but often much less). Answer: Toothbrush!