YOU MIGHT HAVE
A PROBLEM IF _ _
Every woman you see has an exact twin.
Bill Clinton starts to make sense.
Your idea of cutting back is less salt.
Hi!! - HI - Hi!!
hi - HI !
hi!!!!!!!!!
The whole bar says 'Hi' when you come in...
You think the four basic food groups are caffeine, nicotine, alcohol and women.
Hi ocifer. I'm not under the affluence of incohol.
That darned pink elephant followed me home again.
You have a reserved parking space at the liquor store.
I'm as jober as a sudge.
You wake up in Korea in August and the last thing you remember is the Fourth of July party at the Halekulani in Waikiki.
You've fallen and you can't get up.
Hangovers become an attractive alternative lifestyle.
BeerTender! Get me another Bar!
The shrubbery's drunk too, from frequent watering.
At AA meetings you begin: "Hi, my name is... uh...uh..."
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