What's in Style?


I do not consider myself a fashion guru, nor do I think that anyone should feel obligated to take my fashion advice. However, the following are the clothing choices to avoid if you want me to think that you're cool...

  1. Never wear shoes that have seven inch thick soles (made ever so popular by the Spice Girls). First of all, they just plain look dumb. Second, how do you walk in those?
  2. If you're going to dress up, for example, nice pants and a sweater, don't wear tennis shoes with it! Try loafers or something.
  3. Never, under any circumstances, wear your jeans below your ass, so that if you lift up your shirt, we can all see every last inch of your undies. It causes people to walk like penguins.
  4. Avoid overalls at all costs. Unless your like 3, then they're cute.
  5. Have you ever seen those HUGE, wide-leg jeans that make people look as though they're floating across the room when they walk? Well, don't wear them.
Like I said, you don't have to take my advice, but I won't think that your cool if I see you breaking any of the "rules."

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