"Whoever said you can't buy
happiness forgot little puppies" Gene Hill
"Dogs are not our whole life but they
make our lives whole" Roger Caras
"Man is a dog's idea of what God
should be" Holbrook Jackson
" If there are no dogs in Heaven, then
when I die I want to go where they went" unknown
"Heaven goes by favour. If it went by
merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in."
Twain
"Dogs leave paw prints on your
heart." Unknown
" Outside of a dog, a book is probably
Man's best friend, and inside of a dog,
it's too dark to read." Groucho Marx
"To his dog, every man is Napoleon;
hence the constant popularity of dogs." Aldous Huxley
" No animal should ever jump up on
the dining room furniture unless it is absolutely certain
that he can hold his own in the conversation." Fran Lebowitz
"Scratch a dog and you'll find a
permanent job. Franklin P. Jones
" Ever consider what they must think
of us ?. I mean, here we come back from a
grocery store with the most amazing haul - chicken, pork and half a cow. They must
think we're the greatest hunters on earth!" Anne Tyler
"If dogs could talk , it would take a
lot of fun out of owning one." Andy Rooney
" You enter into a certain amount of
madness when you marry a person with pets." Nora Ephrom
"Rambunctious, rumbustious,
delinquent dogs become angelic when sitting." Dr.Ian Dunbar
"Don't accept your dog's admiration
as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful." Anne Landers