The Textfiles of Spatula City BBS!
This is stuff I've collected over the years. On the old BBS, I had a section where you could read the stuff and (usually) explode in laughter. Some of these are just that damned funny. (grin)
Why you never give 9-year-olds access to your BBS, part I
Why you never give 9-year-olds access to your BBS, part II
Why you never give 9-year-olds access to your BBS, part III
An Ebonics-based high-school algebra quiz
A New York City algebra quiz (Believe me. I was there - I know)
A quiz to see if you're a "professional"
Close your eyes and go back...
Female keywords - and their meanings...
The Constitution of the United States - for those of you who'd forgotten that we still have one...
This section is by no means complete. Soon as time allows, I'll put more stuff up here. Keep checking back!