"Beware! I am the Dark Knight! Fear me! Oh, yeah.....wanna buy my car? Ever since the original Batman movie, I've been out of work. Sure, I wanted to do another one but the producers seemed to think those bastards Val Kilmer and George Clooney were better suited for the job! But who's laughing now? I got to keep the best car in the world as "consolation". If you buy it from me, kid, I'll have enough money to start my own megaconglomerate software company! Then I'll put the squeeze on new startup companies and rule out the competition. Then I can rule the world! Ha ha ha ha!!!....So how 'bout it, kid? Will you help me get the ball rolling?"

$10000
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