Famous Dog Quotes



"Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot about puppies."
Gene Hill



"In dog years, I'm dead."
Unknown



"Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear."
Dave Barry



"Outside of a dog, a book is probably man's best friend; inside of a dog, it's too dark to read."
Groucho Marx



"A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down."
Robert Benchley



"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult."
Rita Rudner



"Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful."
Ann Landers



"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."
Robert A. Heinlein



"There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face."
Ben Williams



"Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail."
Unknown



"I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts."
John Steinbeck



If you can start the day without caffeine,
If you can get going without pep pills,
If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,
If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,
If you can eat the same food everyday and be grateful for it,
If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time,
If you can overlook it when those you love take it out on you when, through no fault of yours, something goes wrong,
If you can take criticism and blame without resentment,
If you can resist treating a rich friend better than a poor friend,
If you can face the world without lies and deceit,
If you can conquer tension without medical help,
If you can relax without liquor,
If you can sleep without the aid of drugs,
If you can say honestly that deep in your heart you have no prejudice against any creed, color, religion or politics.....

Then, my friend, you are ALMOST as good as your dog!
Author Unknown