Dear Danno,
Do you have any sexual hangups?
signed...Admirer in Athens

Dear Admirer,
Oh yes...I've called women lots of times asking for sex...and they hang up on me.


Dear Danno,
I have a terribly embarassing problem, but before I write to you about it, I would just like you to reassure me that you keep all identities confidential.
signed...Nervous in Chicago

Dear Nervous,
Of course I keep all letters confidential Alice Stewartson of 2811 Papaya Street, Chicago Illinois... so feel free to send your letter.


Dear Danno,
Do you agree that it is better to have loved and lost, than to have never loved?
signed...Jilted in Jonestown

Dear Jilted,
Love and lost? The last time I loved, I LOST the house, LOST the car, and LOST my CD collection! So, my answer would be no...


Dear Danno,
My wife wants to try a threesome. What do you think of that?
signed...Willing in Wyoming

Dear Willing,
Be careful...my wife suggested that to me once, so I gave it a try. Well, this infuriated my wife! Of course, it wasn't until later that I found out that a threesome requires all three of us to be having sex at once, and NOT just me having sex with the other woman alone!


Dear Danno,
I am a sexy woman who would like to show off my body. How can I go about creating my own web site?
signed...Sexy in Seatle

Dear Sexy,
Don't dust for about two months, and I guarantee you'll have web sights all over the house!


Dear Danno,
What's all the fuss about the movie "Titanic"?
signed...Enough in Eaton

Dear Enough,
I don't know, but I haven't seen it. Someone ruined the ending for me by telling me that the ship sinks.


Dear Danno,
Your column sucks! How do you sleep with yourself at night?
signed...No-fan in Trenton

Dear No-fan,
I don't sleep with myself...I sleep with your wife!


Dear Danno,
My wife wants me in the delivery room when she has our baby, but I am scared to death! What is it like in a delivery room?
signed...Nervous in Tuscon

Dear Nervous,
You'll be fine as long as you don't say the following to your wife:
1) Hey, that reminds me of the movie "Aliens"
2) So Doc...how long before she loses that fat?
3) Oh no...the baby looks like you
4) Geez, I hope the doctor can fix that!
5) PLease Honey...I haven't got all day



Dear Danno,
I am an Amway salesman, and I am hoping I can meet with you to discuss a possible future for you as an Amway salesman. Can we set up an appointment?
signed...Salesman in Syosset

Dear Salesman,
Sure...meet me at the Knicks game on Friday night...and just so that I may recognize you, wear a Lakers hat...you should be the only one in the building wearing a Lakers cap, so I will be able to pick you out! Thanks...


Dear Danno,
I just found out you've been having an affair with my wife and I am going to kill you! Stop hiding, and meet me like a man so that I can give you what you deserve!
signed...Ticked off in Flushing

Dear Ticked,
You're right...I deserve to be injured. Meet me at the Knicks game on Friday night. I will be the only one there wearing a Lakers cap. I am ready to get what is coming to me...


Confidential to Donator in Anaheim:
No...sperm you deposit in a sperm bank does not collect interest...

see you next week!

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