thank you for your interest
you may be asking yourself, "what do i get from joining 'the mr. dinklepuss fan club'?". well, let me tell ya! the mr. dinklepuss fan club is a non-profit organization founded in 1937 by joanna truit. the group does absoloutly nothing. there are no meetings, no newsletters. just a club. a group of people with one common interest. mr. dinklepuss
now, you may be asking yourself 'why should i care about mr. dinklepuss?'. if that is your attitude then leave now. for here, mr. dinklepuss is queen. here, mr. dinklepuss is a goddess among mortals. by joining this club, you are saying 'mr. dinklepuss, i worship you! you are my queen!' that is this club's purpose. to educate viewers on the magestic-ness that is mr. dinklepuss.
benefits:
-your name in the club archives (along with your very own club postition)
-the rights to use the club banner in whatever way you feel needed
-a free gift
NOTE:
it is required that to join the mr dinklepuss fan club you must choose one of the banners from here to put on your web page. if you dont have a page, then you must go buy me some doughnuts instead. kindly link it back to http://homepages.go.com/~mrdinklepuss. if you do not know how to put stuff like that on your page then mail me and i will show you how you moron.
click on bob dole to go home