Ways to tell that you may be insane: 1. You must turn the light switch on and off five times before entering every room. 2. You avoid walking on cracks, for your mothers sake. 3. You collect your toenail / fingernail clippings in a glass jar. 4. You build match-head and aluminum foil rockets. 5. You have a complete collection of MAD Magazines starting from issue 1. 6. You pick up zarfs at the local 7/11 instead of buying them wholesale. (Believe me zarfs are expensive at 7/11) 7. You try to cash a "You may have already won....." cheque from Publishers Clearing House. 8. You are a bank teller and you accept a "You may have already won..." cheque from Publishers Clearing House. 9. You go up to 300 pound "Hell's Angels" members and say that Harley's Suck. 10. You try to get away from the "Hell's Angels" in a 1975 Ford Pinto station wagon. 11. You actually own a 1975 Ford Pinto station wagon. 12. You keep hitting yourself in the head for no apparent reason. 13. You surf the web with an IBM Model 25 (Intel 8088 inside) and a Hayes 2400 baud modem. 14. You have an entire room of your house devoted to your paperclip collection. 15. You maintain stupid lists such as "Ways to tell that you may be insane" on the internet. 16. You laugh at your friends because they don't have their own web page. 17. You own a 1975 Ford Pinto station wagon. (I just wanted to emphasise this point again) 18. You are afraid to leave your house because your afraid of the zorgs killing you. 19. You weigh over 300 pounds and have worn spandex in public. 20. You like going out on cold days and licking metal poles. 21. You don't drink Pepsi. (Well that's my opinion gosh darn it!) 22. You go through magazines scribbling out all occurences of the letter "c" because that letter cheeses you off. 23. You look over your shoulder every 12.5 minutes to see if there is a zimmroid about to attack you. 24. You set your phaser to stun instead of kill when on a friendly planet. 25. You find the Windows interface to be intuitive and easy to use. 26. You find Windows to be relatively bug free and seldom prone to crashing in the middle of a 10 meg download. 27. You find Explorer superior to Netscape. 28. You find in necessary to fill the salt shaker with sugar at each resteraunt you go to. 29. You eat exactly 200 cornflakes for breakfast every day for the past 4 years. 30. You have watched the broadway show "Cats" more than one time in your entire life. 31. You own 23 cats and they all sleep with you in your bed. 32. You pay for your $50.00 gas bill in pennies that you have found on the street. 33. You actually watch curling and golf. 34. You find that you are constantly laughing to yourself out loud when there is nothing to laugh about. 35. You read stupid web pages such as "Ways to tell that you may be insane." Time for Pepsi Break Now.... 2/10/98 Take me back to the main page!!!
Ways to tell that you may be insane:
1. You must turn the light switch on and off five times before entering every room.
2. You avoid walking on cracks, for your mothers sake.
3. You collect your toenail / fingernail clippings in a glass jar.
4. You build match-head and aluminum foil rockets.
5. You have a complete collection of MAD Magazines starting from issue 1.
6. You pick up zarfs at the local 7/11 instead of buying them wholesale. (Believe me zarfs are expensive at 7/11)
7. You try to cash a "You may have already won....." cheque from Publishers Clearing House.
8. You are a bank teller and you accept a "You may have already won..." cheque from Publishers Clearing House.
9. You go up to 300 pound "Hell's Angels" members and say that Harley's Suck.
10. You try to get away from the "Hell's Angels" in a 1975 Ford Pinto station wagon.
11. You actually own a 1975 Ford Pinto station wagon.
12. You keep hitting yourself in the head for no apparent reason.
13. You surf the web with an IBM Model 25 (Intel 8088 inside) and a Hayes 2400 baud modem.
14. You have an entire room of your house devoted to your paperclip collection.
15. You maintain stupid lists such as "Ways to tell that you may be insane" on the internet.
16. You laugh at your friends because they don't have their own web page.
17. You own a 1975 Ford Pinto station wagon. (I just wanted to emphasise this point again)
18. You are afraid to leave your house because your afraid of the zorgs killing you.
19. You weigh over 300 pounds and have worn spandex in public.
20. You like going out on cold days and licking metal poles.
21. You don't drink Pepsi. (Well that's my opinion gosh darn it!)
22. You go through magazines scribbling out all occurences of the letter "c" because that letter cheeses you off.
23. You look over your shoulder every 12.5 minutes to see if there is a zimmroid about to attack you.
24. You set your phaser to stun instead of kill when on a friendly planet.
25. You find the Windows interface to be intuitive and easy to use.
26. You find Windows to be relatively bug free and seldom prone to crashing in the middle of a 10 meg download.
27. You find Explorer superior to Netscape.
28. You find in necessary to fill the salt shaker with sugar at each resteraunt you go to.
29. You eat exactly 200 cornflakes for breakfast every day for the past 4 years.
30. You have watched the broadway show "Cats" more than one time in your entire life.
31. You own 23 cats and they all sleep with you in your bed.
32. You pay for your $50.00 gas bill in pennies that you have found on the street.
33. You actually watch curling and golf.
34. You find that you are constantly laughing to yourself out loud when there is nothing to laugh about.
35. You read stupid web pages such as "Ways to tell that you may be insane."
Time for Pepsi Break Now.... 2/10/98